Mr. No Dangles

I had a perty studcolt and he'd prance fer me,
When he saw a mare.
I'd put a studchain on him when I took him out,
But he didn't care.
He hurt me real bad,
I mean bad,
So I called it a day.
The next day I picked up the phone and I called the vet,
Said I was down 'n out.
The colt would need to soon be freed of swinging bits,
There was no doubt.
The doc was on call,
He removed the balls,
And the mares they still grieve...
Mr. No Dangles,
Mr. No Dangles,
Mr. No Dangles at last!

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